The Scene: The sofa. Refugee Towers
The Time: Last night.
The Players: All the Refugees
The Event: Watching the latest edition of Springwatch
The Time: Last night.
The Players: All the Refugees
The Event: Watching the latest edition of Springwatch
TV SCENE
The island of Isla and the presenter Simon is in a field of (gorgeous) highland cattle and choughs pecking at cowpats.
SIMON: …so here we have the symbiosis between these highland cattle and the chough. Let me just look at this cowpat (prodding the pat with a twig) and come back to me in 5 minutes.
5 MINUTES LATER
SIMON: (turning over a handful of insects in the palm of his hand) This what I’ve removed from the pat…..a beetle…a worm…a pupa…2 stag beetles…a millipede…and a larva.
ES (from the sofa): A llama!?!
Laughter from all, especially an uncontrollable Mrs R, and then…
ALL REFUGEES: (to ES) Not a llama…a larva!!!!
3 comments:
can't wait for this one!
Dear rg,
I really don't mean to be...
a) tantalising
b) provocative, or
c) awaiting answers.
It's just that...life can be SOOOO hectic here in the wilds of Yorks with all the refugees I sometimes have to just post a title so that I can then return and fill out the posting.
You've been so kind to keep looking in I'll soon put a link to your blurg which I enjoy so.
Best,
The Refugee
I thought there was a hole in the time/space continuum thingy - now it becomes clear.
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